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Excalibur Face

a. Your face's automatic fall back for when something so stupid or annoying occurs, that you can't possibly roll your eyes fast enough to express your intense feelings of dislike

b. The closest thing a human being can get to a physical statement of Do not want!

c. The facial expression originating from the "Legend of Excalibur" filler episodes within the anime Soul Eater where the character Excalibur causes others such an annoyance that their faces prune into an Excalibur Face.
1.
Excalibur: ...And that concludes the list of my 1,000 provisions

BlackStar and Kid: *Excalibur Face*

2.
Brotato: God damnit! I know my joke sucked but you don't have to pull out an Excalibur Face on me!

3.
Dude: Hey Guy, go to Google Images and search Rule 34, followed by the name of your favorite cartoon!

Guy: Wats Rule 34?...

Dude: Just hurry up and do it!

Guy: Kay..............*Excalibur Face*.......DOES NOT WANT!!
by cardboard box ninja September 24, 2010
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Waste of a face

Someone who is hot, but also a jerk.
Deb: Wow that guy is a 10, it's too bad he's punching his own grandma.

Rose: Yeah that guy is a really waste of a face.
by MollDoll87 July 18, 2010
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post face

A cleaner, not-so-obvious way to describe the face one gets immediately after ejaculating (post-coitus, or, more often than not, post-porn)
Everyone in the music video jizz in my pants does the post face at least five times.

"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."
by Rafael13 September 12, 2011
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Trump Face

(noun). When someone gratuitously adopts an “alpha face” consisting of lowered brows, narrowed eyes and a firmly set mouth, and ends up appearing pathetic instead.
It probably wasn't a good idea for Donald to go full Trump Face when holding that bible.
by Mdad28 June 12, 2020
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face smashing

Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.
by Delish900069 February 12, 2014
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Face Tunnel

I made myself a delicious grilled cheese sandwich and inserted the masterpiece into my face tunnel.
by SassyTrencher January 31, 2015
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Newfag Face

This forced meme isn’t a meme, but has been dubbed Newfagface or NFF due to the excessive amount of newfags posting it everywhere on 4chan. However this is mostly found on /b/. It was trying to become the new “Trollface” or Coolface, but has failed miserably and falls down to the bottom of the forced meme titles.
Newfags, GTFO with that damn Newfag Face.
by trippedupnddippedup April 14, 2011
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