V P

Short for "Vampire Pussy"; meaning that she's, "gone before dawn!"

Guy A: "...still man, she wan't there this morning?"
Guy B: "Nope, Serious V P! Prolly won't even see 'er till midnight tonight!"

by Nick Brodersen May 12, 2008

V Reg (pronounced: V Rej)

Referring to a car number plate, the V stands for virgin. If someone is a V Reg it means that it's quite obvious that they are a virgin as it is "written all over them" like a number plate.

Dude no wonder you've never got laid, you're such a V Reg

by Aidan Brooks June 01, 2005

V-SQUAD

A group of girls who are still virgins

A typical scene, A highschool Party

Dude #1

"Damn those bitches iz FINEEEEEE"

Dude # 2

"Man fuck that shit, those girls or on that V-SQUAD nyigga

by Adam Zaka May 07, 2006

V-scale

The ugliness factor in a girl. Add as many v's necessary to the word gov to accurately describe her ugliness

"ewewewewewew dont look now i see a 100 thousand on the v-scale coming our way!"

by The Brown Kid December 06, 2006

v-funk

A bad/funky vaginal odor.

"Who got da v-funk? YOU got da v-funk."
"You smell v-funky."

by tz dragonessa February 22, 2006

V-town

recently, a term used to reference Visalia, Ca.

"wow...i wish it wasn't 101 degrees in V-town"

by badasss_c October 03, 2005

Keeva V

Keeva V is mucus excreted from the penis after oral sex with a common prostitute usually called Keeva or Valerio. This is where the name originates. The mucus is a snot like fluid usually greeny yellow in colour often with red specks of blood. It is excreted from the penis in the same way sperm is.

After David recieved head at the disco he Keeva Ved all over his pants, It was a nasty mess!

by Two Old Lovers June 05, 2009