Tree-Climber

One who scales heights to gain a vatage point for spying on children.

You have to let me know if you are a Tree-Climber in my neighbourhood.

by 2100magevice February 11, 2019

truffula tree

The most dyslexic person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. They are stupid and can also be called dyslexic or water buffalos

Ethan looks like a Truffula Tree

by Welpood February 13, 2019

Tree hugger

Another name for a pan-sexual person

Did u see the tree hugger over there

Looking at that rabbit

by J3sys_rapt0r September 18, 2018

tree trunk

a word boys or men will use to describe tall girls with thicc thighs and ass that they just don’t appreciate it. if someone calls you a tree trunk it’s not a good thing so don’t embarrass yourself by saying thanks but don’t let it get to you because your beautiful and boys are stupid xxx

‘woah man she has some set of tree trunks’

‘no, she’s just tall and thicc, i would smash’

by 6counties_please August 24, 2019

Tree fiddler

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.

Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler

by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019

Cedar tree

When a girl puts a dip in then spits in her hand and jerks you off.

Emily gave me the best cedar tree last night!!

by Papa2016 February 25, 2018

Tree Hump

The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.

Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;

by CoreyTech February 2, 2018