sprague stevens

the ALPHA FURRY

dude-* looks at Sprague* damn...

Dude- what?

Dude- its Sprague Stevens the alpha furry

by betterthansprague June 17, 2018

snowy steven

When a black girl gets cum on her face by a bunch of white guys

I got a snowy Steven last night by garret and his men it was awesome

by The Cisco March 27, 2016

Hot Dog Stevens

A fictional character made up by Nate Quillin.

Hot Dog Stevens is comin' for ya.

by Hot Dog Stevens November 1, 2025

Jack Stevens

Such an amazing person. Someone you can always count on. He is the best boyfriend, if you can mange to get him to like you. He has amazing brown eyes and the best smile ever.

Girl: ahhhh jack Stevens do me cute doe!!!

Girl2: yeah he is

by Sianananan an February 6, 2021

stevens

A simp with a 401(k) and posts in /r/investing

Who's more autistic - r/wsb for yolo calls, or the stevens over at r/investing who still advise letting their 401k ride out a volatile 15% drop because it's better to leave your money in the market rather than time it, and after all it'll surely recover to break even in 4 years or so.

by LiliWhite March 9, 2020

steven

steven is a bitch ass nigga and smells like shit, what the fuck why this nigga even alive rn. please someone kill this kid jesus christ. he gets no play and his dick smells like cottage cheese.

ew wtf is he doing here steven smells

by Monkeymeat December 29, 2022

Steven

A very short guy, who isn't liked by many people. He has red hair, ugly face, makes stupid jokes, and is an all around idiot. He enjoys playing video games, he doesn't talk to women, and scrolls on reddit for hours at a time. He's often called a gremlin.

"Hey, is that Steven?" Joseph asked. "Eww, nobody wants to be around Steven." The girl responded.

by The Man of My Dreams October 29, 2021