Andrew Edward Tink

A mid 30s super sexy hunk who has a 7inch penis and is loved by everyone.

"Hey Rachel Green, you coming over tonight? My parents are out on a date ...."
"Oh def, Marcus, as long as you show me how much of an Andrew Edward Tink you can be tonight!"

by What is a pseudonym!!!? October 3, 2017

Edward Hucksworth

A kid who is lacking in wealth, friends and joy. He is often stalking his two friends and ruining their days by commiting theft and attacking them. This child is often despised wherever he goes. He's rude to whomever he likes, in spite of the fact he's in no position to be pushing his very few friends away.

Edward Hucksworth is a filthy tramp

by Mr.Ree October 27, 2018

Edwards-Causer

If you have this for a last name, you a very poggers and a credit to society, People often tease this person for there interests and frame them but do they care? No.

Wow! Here comes *A Name* Edwards-Causer. they look very poggers today

by Matthew EC November 25, 2021

Team Edward

if you support edward you're wrong!

team edward is horrible (This post has been brought to you by #TeamJacob)

by MamaOvi January 6, 2020

Edward

Edward is a guy with a huge Dick and great athlete. He is sweet and unselfish to everyone. But if youre mean to him hill kill you. He also loves Basketball.

Have u tried an edward

by Topshaggergoerge June 30, 2018

Edward Cifuentes Morales

A short popular guy, he can make anyone fall in love with his personality. He’s so handsome and interesting. The most respectful person you’ll ever meet, your one lucky person if your in his life.

Wow look it’s Edward Cifuentes Morales he has the most perfect smile ever.

by Secrete admire May 7, 2022

Xavier Valentino Edwards

Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.

New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?

Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess

by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018