Food Rape

Food Rape is when you eat a bunch of food and become constipated. Over time as the constipation continues, the bigger the food dong gets. No one likes food Rape, well all try to prevent it from happening.

It's been a month of constipation, but today after eating pizza, I rushed to the bathroom and was food raped.

by AngiesAwesome December 31, 2018

Food Rape

What happens while taking a monstrously huge dump that hurts your asshole so bad it is as if you are being mercilessly butt raped by everything you ate yesterday.

Dude, those enchiladas totally food raped me when I was in the shitter 5 minutes ago.

by Therealdingleberryjerry June 15, 2017

Food stamper

During sex when the girl is flexible and can lift one leg almost straight up. Put your dick in, and MOST IMPORTANT put the thumb in her asshole and have sex. The thumb is so the man can help balance the woman.

Over lunch today we pulled a food stamper and I STILL got it in her hair!

by Pasty nutz March 5, 2018

food disillusion

When you are in a foreign country and you realise that the food you ordered isn't what you expected it would be. Instead, the look, smell, taste and/or texture is somehow unnerving, unrecognisable and disappointing and you can't bear eating it.

Paul: Oh! I'm so hungry! Where's my chicken?

(Waiter brings food to the table)
Paul: What IS that!? I thought it was going to be stir-fried chicken but it's actually chicken tendons and cartilage!
Nat: Oh Paul, that is food disillusion right there. Do you want some of my fries?

by Flitta August 24, 2011

Food bear

An obnoxious person wo can consume a large portion of food like a bear tearing up a kill.

Rachel is cool, but if she's not careful she's a food bear.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

White food

food that is bland as fuck

Ryan only eats white food, he doesn't even like garlic.

by ass3215678 February 3, 2021

racid (food)

Racid food is food that is moldy, gross, or just not put together well.

I am not going to eat racid (food).

by dictonaryboy June 1, 2023