Edward

If you ever meet an Edward... be careful... he has a thing for for pale lip biting spider monkeys.

He has problems.

Person 1: You see that sparkly silhouette over there?
Person 2: Yeah, that Edward.
Person 3: Oh no, not Edward, i dont wanna see that fucking sparkly monkey!

by pedagogegyma May 23, 2023

Edward

Edward is a spotty , tubby, ginger cunt who rides a white transit van around primary schools and makes them sit on his minuscule penis for a living he’s often dirty and likes a quick fiddle mostly with kids underage he is usually Muslim and obese

.Omg that Edward is such a paki cunt
.that ukkers sket reminds me of an Edward

by Alfie unad May 10, 2020

Edward Ramos

The most inspiring, motivating, and we'll endowed name a man can ever have. All other names don't even come close to this superior and divine name. When in the presence of such a Godly name you must bend the knee and bow to such a higher and well respected name. People with this name are known to read minds, dominate when it comes to competition. This name is The most attractive and persuading names that by just saying or hearing this name and even just being in the presence of such a Godly and unmatchable name, will make any woman climax so intensely and orgasmic to the point that she will absolutely never ever feel or be satisfied by another person ever again, being that no one else can even come close to satisfying them like someone with such a unmatchable and godly name. This name will forever be the most attractive, vivid, undefeated, most respected, worshipped, wisest, most imitated but never duplicated, and makes woman most moist and wet during fornication with no lubrication, no matter the time, person, place, or situation. Did I mention this name smells better than bacon, always pure and true, so being fake is forsaken, allowed to give any woman's behind a spankin, guaranteed cervix breakin, without having to be hard it could even do so when half hard or soft just danglin. So to all you other lower and mediocre names out there, sorry but The best and most highest and superb name Edward Ramos has already been taken.

I wish My name was Edward Ramos So I could be the most handsome, ginormasly well endowed, and be worshipped by the most beautiful and bustiest woman to ever walk planet earth.

by Donnie Punani November 24, 2021

JD Edwards

The ultimate CMMS. A system tied to the stellar Oracle platform that helps to improve equipment reliability and plant productivity. A no brainer when it comes to the asset management software industry.

JD Edwards works ok but I wish a company would make a solution for it.

by MadSwami November 19, 2018

Edward 40 kids

Meanest pullout game on the eastern seaboard

His pullout game is raw he must be Edward 40 kids!!

Don’t worry we can go raw they call me Edward 40 kids

by Mecrowave May 12, 2022

Uncle Edward

It’s when a mexican emo femboy has gay anal sex with five different black men, a puerto rican boy, and a fat white discord mod. He gets mad when he doesn’t receive Tyrone’s big magicial drumstick and is constantly on his mexican dude period.

Half Credit: WWW.COMPASS

Andrew was being such an Uncle Edward today…

by Fishnuggets66 December 5, 2023

jaron edwards

A tall black man with a huge penis that sweats on fortnite

jaron edwards is crazy

by mrgunaman November 14, 2022