hook eye

A disease that affects fisherman that get obsessed with finding the right hook.

Bill: Hmm... Too long...

Bob: Hey, what's with bill?

Lacy: Oh, yeah, he's got a bad case of hook eye.

Bill: No, this hook isn't thick enough...

by Forest Lunchable September 21, 2022

pidgeon-eye

A constant, vacant look in one's eyes indicating lack of even basic intellect.

Paris Hilton is a hottie, but she has major pidgeon-eye.

by Sue Feuer June 20, 2006

Bouncing Eyes

The motion your eyes get when you look at a thick, bouncing woman's ass while walking behind her, or when this same instance occurs with boobs from the front (ex females jogging)

Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a problem..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, I get it real bad..."
Guy 2: "Well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away."
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I'll try that."

Example 2
*walking with friend*
Guy 1: "Joe put away those bouncin' eyes you look like your on a damn pogo stick!"

by _Gnasher_ April 8, 2013

The Eye of Sauron

An ass hole so black, so stretched and abused and treacherous, it physically paralyzes you.

In reality, The Eye of Sauron of Sam was the true evil of Middle Earth.

by poopyshmoopy1 September 24, 2015

Wet Eye

When someone is upset or overreacts to a joke/roast about them.

Jacob: “Did you roast Adam about how bad his team played on the weekend”
Theo: “Yeh I did, and he got Wet Eye!”

by Rekerter October 20, 2018

eye dust

somebody or something that one hates very much.

She is like eye dust for her stepmum.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 May 2, 2014

spazzy eye

One or both eyes that do not sit straight in the socket and are also referred to as a "disabled eye". People with the spazzy eye often own and carry a manbag.

"I can't see that far ahead as I have a spazzy eye"

by Oosky84 December 4, 2011