1) A magazine formerly called "The Beaver" till the name was constantly blocked by porn filters (lol).
2) Canadas history is trapping beaver.....its future is being America's parking lot/self-storage spot.
2) Canadas history is trapping beaver.....its future is being America's parking lot/self-storage spot.
by Reinhardtz February 4, 2010
Get the Canadas Historymug. Contrary to popular belief, Canada does not actually exist. The land above America that most simpletons think is "Canada" is actually just snowy land that is uninhabitable for the current human. Wild creatures and demons live here, like the Abominable Snowman. This land is used as a nuclear waste dump for a bunch of countries, as well as the home of a fat old pedo named santa (who also dumps his nuclear waste there). The world tries to convince us that Canada exists for one obvious reason: Communism. It is clear that the story of Canada's origination is false as well. Here is some solid evidence: If Canada was founded by England, why do they speak French? How do these so-called shockingly nice citizens transcend human's natural instincts of being evil and selfish? Where do they get all of that maple syrup? How does their prime minister have such a smexy booty? These questions all lead to the conclusion that Canada simply is a lie. It is a land filled with Communism and evil. One of the biggest evils deriving from this land is bagged milk. It is general knowledge that bagged milk causes minors to be taken to Canadian Hell by Canadian Satan, where they experience a painful death. But since Canada isn't real and bagged milk is from Canada, then bagged milk isn't real so you don't have to worry about these rumors that have been created to prevent outsiders from traveling to canada and exposing the truth.
Simpleton: I'm travelling to Canada to eat maple syrup and poutine
Intellectual: You moron. You will be killed by Santa and the Commies to protect their lies. In the worst case scenario, the moose god could attack you. You should know by now that Canada isn't real.
Intellectual: You moron. You will be killed by Santa and the Commies to protect their lies. In the worst case scenario, the moose god could attack you. You should know by now that Canada isn't real.
by the official kermit the frog July 19, 2020
Get the canada isn't realmug. by johnnyfoo December 18, 2006
Get the Bomb like canadamug. A sexual position utilizing 3 items Moose antlers, A jug of maple syrup, and of course the Stanley cup.
It starts by Positioning the anuses of as many Canadians as there are ends on the moose antlers on said antlers, lubricated by the syrup.
Then followed by urinating into the Stanley cup and each person takes turns drinking from it and urinating into it.
It starts by Positioning the anuses of as many Canadians as there are ends on the moose antlers on said antlers, lubricated by the syrup.
Then followed by urinating into the Stanley cup and each person takes turns drinking from it and urinating into it.
by Teh Weesus February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Extremely kinky sex, involving saran wrap, a hot glue gun, and a chicken. A term made popular by satirical news show host Stephen Colbert.
Met a chick at a bar the other day and she said let's go back to my place and find out about 'canada's history' and I felt my pits begin to sweat.
by TaakaTaaka February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. by ilovecolbert February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's History, is an elaborate sex move, starting off this unusual fornication deals with the insertion of moose antlers into one or more holes of the mail or females partners body.
Then the contender with the most antlers sticking out from them is water-bordered with the contents of a bottle of maple syrup. Then natural sexual intercourse may occur, providing that the antlers may need to be removed from the frontal are of the female, then finally at the entirety of the climax, the fruits of there labors are emptied into the Stanly Cup, witch the couple then drinks from deeply.
Then the contender with the most antlers sticking out from them is water-bordered with the contents of a bottle of maple syrup. Then natural sexual intercourse may occur, providing that the antlers may need to be removed from the frontal are of the female, then finally at the entirety of the climax, the fruits of there labors are emptied into the Stanly Cup, witch the couple then drinks from deeply.
Dude, Stephan Colbert was talking about that nasty Canada's History on his show last night......nasty shit man.
nasty.
nasty.
by 1234321212 February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug.