fire boobs

when she doesn't know you have herpes and you dump a fat nut on her tits and leave it there

sally sue: shit i shouldn'ta gone into that dark alley with that guy, i got fire boobs

partario: i thought you were my girlfriend

by pleb 5 March 31, 2009

Spooky Boobs

a form of being, in the game of Minecraft. Turn yourself invisible and put on either an Iron Chestplate or Chain Chestplate, and you will look like a floating chestplate. If you are a girl, theoretically the chestplate would be covering your boobs, while invisible, so hence the name "Spooky Boobs"

Sky: Hey look, floating chestplate!
Jerome: Nah, bro those are Spooky Boobs!

by SolidSnake1985 August 20, 2013

boob holster

A bra, especially one that is tight-fitting.

Girl 1: Jennie! Grab your boob holster, and let's go! The dance starts in ten minutes!

Girl 2: I can't! My bra doesn't fit right!

by Leila C. December 30, 2007

cow boobs

Noun: The sad result of wearing a sports bra, or wire-free bra under a form-fitting or light-colored shirt. This makes your boobs look frumpy and shapeless, and resembles a cow's saggy udder instead of an attractive woman's chest.

Anyone under the age of 80 shouldn't wear soft bras. Young women are too cool for cow boobs.

Lisa made the terrible mistake of wearing a sports bra under a light yellow top. She hopes no one noticed her cow boobs.

by Creepytastik September 4, 2011

grandma boobs

The thing that Jake, Johnny, And Danny found up in a tree when Jake took off Ashley's shirt. They are saggy and streched marked. Don't be confused... any girl could have them.
BE WARNED!

Damn dude! I regret that! Ashley had total grandma boobs!

by The mouth of truth. March 25, 2008

chicken boob

another (way quirkier) way of saying ‘chicken breast’

brian- what are we having for dinner?
roger- a plentiful chicken boob

by roger taylor’s bitch March 14, 2019

boob herpes

When I girl sweats and her cleavage develops acne. Usually found at many theme parks

Dan: Those girls tits are huge!
Mike: wait wait look closer, o god, o god, shes got boob herpes.
Dan: is it that hard to clean that shit up?
Mike: Nope

by Hawktribe September 26, 2009