Tik-Tard

A person who is obsessed with tiktok videos.

Stop being a Tik-Tard!

by SKETCHY JAY December 24, 2021

Test-tard

The hard of thinking individuals who test themselves daily to see if they are ill, usually with zero or common cold symptoms.

Test-tard: I better take my daily test
Normal person (tinfoil hat conspiracy nutter): But you don't have any symptoms and those are 96% inaccurate?
Test-tard: OMG positive test, I'm going to die I must self-isolate for 14 days and cancel Christmas and my holiday to keep safe

by binmunbruce January 2, 2022

tennis-tard

An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.

Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!

by YAWA April 10, 2022

bugger tard

A piece of shit stuck to a penis, following anal Sex

"Dude, thought she cleaned up before anal, but afterwards I had a bugger tard stuck to my dick!"

"That person is so annoying. What a bugger yard."

by Paulthecat April 17, 2022

Zika.tard

A guy who thinks eren is the greatest mc which in reality he only top 5 and who post horny post and for some reason everyone think he is a girl.

Stop being a zika.tard

by truly.kaiii May 11, 2022

Caribou takedown

Fuckin a chick from behind but she just so happens to have pig tails so you’ve had a few beers because she is hefty so you grab both of them tails ram your dick into her poop chute and giver all the way and hear her moan like a caribou in heat

Fuck bud I got shit hammered and happen to give old one ton Stacy the caribou takedown

by Milf_looker July 5, 2022

He-tard

When a guy acts a fool around a girl he really, really likes.

Did you see Dan? He's really cool, but when she comes around, he acts like a He-tard!

by Bundy_in_Chilton September 23, 2022