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Tabling

The act of jamming your cock from underneath an extendable table and having a woman fuck it from above.
My cock is red raw!” “Why’s that, Nadeem?” “She was tabling me too hard last night, again!”
by Puzzle_Man November 6, 2020
mugGet the Tablingmug.

Data table

Data table data table data table data table data table data table
By far superior to every other way to collect data.
Person#1: "Hey, we should make a spreadsheet from all this data."
Person#2: "Why would we waste the opportunity to make a data table?"
by Greeeen June 8, 2020
mugGet the Data tablemug.

Table shamed

When visiting a trendy restaurant and the server clearly doesn't think you are worthy of seating together with trendy crowd and seats you far far away.
I was at NOBU last week and we got table shamed. I didn't even know they had a back room.
by gufpirat November 11, 2021
mugGet the Table shamedmug.

I table

A person that thinks is a table like you right now when you typed "i table".
by Uncanny April 23, 2022
mugGet the I tablemug.

dime on the table

by dreezy kneezy February 12, 2009
mugGet the dime on the tablemug.

Table

*crash* Oh no

Our table
It’s broken
by TheMilkUrDadLookedForSince January 20, 2022
mugGet the Tablemug.

The Long Table

A popular reference to taking big lines of cocaine (there does not even have to be a table)
Example 1
Person A: Did you get any
Person B: Yes, To The long table we go!!!

Example 2:

Person A:Where will I meet you
Person B Meet you at The Long Table
by Jay North 93 May 27, 2019
mugGet the The Long Tablemug.

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