Tabling

The act of jamming your cock from underneath an extendable table and having a woman fuck it from above.

“My cock is red raw!” “Why’s that, Nadeem?” “She was tabling me too hard last night, again!”

by Puzzle_Man November 6, 2020

Data table

Data table data table data table data table data table data table
By far superior to every other way to collect data.

Person#1: "Hey, we should make a spreadsheet from all this data."
Person#2: "Why would we waste the opportunity to make a data table?"

by Greeeen June 8, 2020

Table shamed

When visiting a trendy restaurant and the server clearly doesn't think you are worthy of seating together with trendy crowd and seats you far far away.

I was at NOBU last week and we got table shamed. I didn't even know they had a back room.

by gufpirat November 11, 2021

I table

A person that thinks is a table like you right now when you typed "i table".

Me:hi who are you?
Table:i table

by Uncanny April 23, 2022

dime on the table

someone's button fly is open

hey mountain man, you got a dime on the table.

by dreezy kneezy February 12, 2009

Table

Something broken

*crash* Oh no

Our table
It’s broken

by TheMilkUrDadLookedForSince January 20, 2022

The Long Table

A popular reference to taking big lines of cocaine (there does not even have to be a table)

Example 1
Person A: Did you get any
Person B: Yes, To The long table we go!!!

Example 2:

Person A:Where will I meet you
Person B Meet you at The Long Table

by Jay North 93 May 27, 2019