bliss the table

Setting that shit a blaze

Example: Keep fucking around and I'm gonna bliss your house.
White people: pass the salt and pepper

Black people: GET OUT THE KITCHEN!!! About to bliss the table.
by TrueBlkStory March 16, 2017
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Table Washer

Someone with special needs that receives minimal tasks to make them feel like they can contribute to society.
Wasn't she a table washer in high school?
by Kyleness6969 November 18, 2024
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Table fry

Standing up and your penis lays on the table
Ah! Put your table fry away!
by Lickmelizzie March 31, 2022
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cUN+$TABLE

Unstable police rental prices.
Bro, every cUN+$TABLE costs more than the last one!
by Abbott December 19, 2022
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Somerset Table

The state of being unable to kiss a partner due to the presence of poisonous or distasteful matter in the mouth.

Etymolyogically derived from a misunderstanding.
"Let me just go brush my teeth, bit of a somerset table up in the gob"
by Street Salami July 21, 2023
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Tabled

Aggressively wacking it on a table

Aggressively wacking a penis on a table
He tabled in the dining room as the family watched on christmas
by CapitalBaconator January 17, 2024
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paid under the table

Paid under the table
Paid under the table
by December 15, 2020
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