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for one thing

For one thing, the air was damp and chilly, and there was no sun.

For one thing, you must work harder.
by Dennis April 22, 2005
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One Direction

A boy band which came in third on the X Factor in 2010, their fanbase consists of teen or pre-teen girls who care little about the music itself and merely wish to ogle the five boys as much as possible. These fans call themselves Directioners, not to be confused with Directionaters, and have become extremely possessive of the five boys in the band, despite the fact that these five people will never know of their existence. All of these fangirls will post variations of the definition of this boyband, most of which will include they words "hot" or "sexy", and won't really mention any music at all.
Directioner: I love One Direction, they are soooo hot! And sexy!

Sensible Person: What do their looks have to do with their music?...

Directioner: Does it matter? *stares at picture of boyband longingly* They are soooo hot! Their music is AWESOME! And they are sexy!

Sensible Person:Personally, i hate them.

Directioner: How dare you insult my future husband(s)! Their music is AWESOME and they are SO HOT!

Sensible Person: *realizes he/she is talking to a Directioner who will not see reason, presses on anyways* If they're so awesome, why don't they have any BOY fans?

Directioner: ...The're still hot.

Sensible Person: *sighs, walks away, and listens to iPod (Panic! at the Disco music) to wipe his/her mind of this awful discussion with crazed fangirl*
by EmShem October 14, 2012
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The Great One

The Pontiac GTO, as referred to in Pontiac's own advertising and fans alike.
"The Great One is Pontiac GTO for 1967. Isn't it time you decided to ride the wide-track winning streak?" - Television ad for 1967 GTO

"Judge! The special Great One from Pontiac GTO."- Television ad for 'The Judge' package, first offered on GTO in 1969.
by OneAJFA1988 July 10, 2010
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One Direction

A band of closet(?) homosexual teens which was formed after they all met at an orgy and found out they could all moan in harmony when they simultaneously came in each other.

They are the reason the Apocalypse will be coming a few millenia earlier, owing to the legions of infuriated, sexually frustrated teens and pre-pubescent girls that will raze the Earth once a sextape of the band jerktape each other off goes viral.

Also, probably the only 'band' to have lip-synced at the Olympics.
Guy : Dude ! All the guys in your class were caught on tape at some gay orgy in an abandoned Prius with Dirty Mike and the boys !

Me : Looks like they've been One Directioned
by Dee Kernubler August 16, 2012
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one legging it

To have sex with one leg up


originated from my roommates while picking on one that wasn't there, stating his favortie position was one leg in the air or on top of something
Where is Ronnie? Oh, he is prob one legging it.
by Scott February 12, 2005
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one day

Euphemistic way of saying never.
My mum told me I'll be president one day.
by One Day I'll get a name January 13, 2009
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pop one

take a pill. most commonly some type of ecstasy.
I heard John was spazzing out last night.

Did he pop one?

Yep.

Figures.
by thatkiddt April 12, 2010
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