Take the bagel

Like carpe diem it means to seize the day, or the moment. Go for it!

There's nobody here, should we do it?
Definitely. Take the bagel.

by Murperin May 10, 2007

take a number

the reply you get when you try to pick up a chick and she doesn't dig you at all.

means: before i do you, i'd do a whole bunch of others.

short for: "take a umber and wait. forever!"

Guy: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Take a number."

by houdini October 14, 2004

take the day

Taking the day. Kind of special complimentary close.

you: see you. have a nice day!

i: thanks, you too! take the day!

by berliner December 18, 2013

TAKE A DUMP

When someone choses to ruin part of you're day with thier bowel movements.

"damn Becca im having a nice relaxing shower and you had to come in here and ruin it." Yea well im sooooo sorry I needed to Take A Dump." "yea well Im going to need to take another later just to get rid of the stinch, it smells like a sardine's cunt filled with Indian food in here"

by Dougah November 17, 2006

Hot Takes

An opinion (GASP! Sharing your opinion online!?!?!?) that isn't popular at all and, let's face it, will get you spammed by "JohnnyBillBingus2001," who will enjoy your suffering as he punishes you for sharing your opinion.

PokeFan3: Everyone's just choosing Pokémon Scarlet because of the lack of clothes on Professor Sada.
(Next Post)Bandai Namco needs to learn how to make good Digimon games.
GraphicNovelDude1997: L bozo + Ratio! Trash! L, I say! L! You are banned from my comic book store for these hot takes!
PokeFan3: You know it's true 🚬

by EmogusalDamager November 15, 2022

takes it in the jaw

Blowjob,head,sucking dick

Yeah ,shetakes it in the jaw!

by Inyur-I July 31, 2017

Taking a McCormack

Arriving 30 minutes early to work and then waiting til its time to start work then going to take a shit

Boss: Ok, let's go do.....
Where the fuck did he go?
Co Worker: He's taking a McCormack

by Flip Washington January 24, 2019