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short dick surprise

When an individual is provided with an external stimulus or situation that the individual does not want.

It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)

b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis
"Marcus has to work on the weekend! That's awful."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."
by Captain Hotpants September 18, 2015
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Def For Sure

When someone asks you to do a favor, and you don't plan on doing it, you say def for sure and gradually walk away like nothing happened
Rebensaltz: I'm failing Chemistry, do you think I can take a picture of your notes?
Ray and Ed: Yeah def for sure man, I'll def hit you up with that!
by ZROSENEDI May 12, 2016
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r u sure about dat

when someones says something about themselves or others you ask them 'r u sure about dat' in a very sarcastic and kinda questioning way
I made it into da paintball team

r u sure about dat
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Bare Handed Surgery

I walked in on my sister doing some bare handed surgery today. It was hot.

I can’t wait to get home tonight. I’m so horny and ready for some bare handed surgery.

My roommate was up for hours performing some loud bare handed surgery. I couldn’t sleep.
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Rules Of Survival

a cancerous shit fuck game that mocks several battle royale themed based games
Hey Mike you heard of the new game rules of survival?
by Father Aristotle Dy February 18, 2019
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Two pump surprise

Ejaculating after 2 thrusts surprising yourself and/or your partner
We did have sex but i gave her the two pump surprise
by 2PS May 30, 2019
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Smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service

The intro to an anime called blend s. If you want to know if someone is an anime fan just say smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service and if they dont respond with something else beginning with s like sono chi no sadame, sasageyo or cyaka blyat their heads will explode
Girl one: smile!

Girl two:sweet!
Girl three: sister!
Girl four:sadistic!
Guy one:surprise!
Guy two and three:service!!
Every closet anime fan: *nervously sweats* my ultimate weakness. Smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service.......... 'smoke week every day'
by RobinEmma February 19, 2021
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