Spider Monkey

A derogatory term used to describe an underweight person with spindly limbs and/or disproportionate facial features.

Georgette: "Barbara is looking too skinny these days."
Candace: "Tell me about it. She's a fucking Spider Monkey."

by Quattrodeuce September 24, 2009

spider nose

When you extricate a long, dry, multi-directional strand of snot from your nostril resembling a spider web. Often due to arid conditions or proximity to a great deal of dirt or clay (like on a baseball diamond).

Dude... I got spider nose something fierce... I think the web I just pulled out reached all the way back to my brain.

by Jehu the damaga January 3, 2009

Sideslip

A leisurely form of sexual penetration in which the male is lying on his side behind the female, and inserts from up and under. Best enjoyed in the morning hours, when the girl is not yet awake enough to object to this impersonal form of coitus, one that becomes very personal by its grand finale.

n. the sideslip, I gave her the sideslip
v. to sideslip, sideslippin on 4, 4s, she got sideslipped last night

Ronald: "Hey Billy, what'd you do with Sally after the bar?"
Billy: "Well Ronald, we went back to my place and I eskimo'd her down the stairs. But then this morning, once I put my pocket-t back on, I gave that bitch the sideslip. She met the business end of my d!$%"

by Professor JLB April 1, 2008

Spiderclaw

When a man withdraws at the moment of no return only to spray his man juice all over his hand. The action of flicking his muck over the young ladies back resembles spidermans web shooting technique and the shape of the hand looks like a claw, a combination of both leads to Spiderclaw.

I blew me muck all over me hand so I Spiderclawed her back. The bitch loved it

by Billy No Mates1 April 25, 2008

Spider-Ben

To use index and pinky as shocks to finger the female with middle and index finger.

Hey nigga whats happening, nothing just got done spider-bening a hoe.

by Spiderben October 17, 2008

spider

a creature from the depths of hell that shan't be trifled with. It is a reincarnation of satan himself with 8 legs and 8 eyes. He can smell your fear, he can smell your soul. If one comes into contact with said beast. Respond by running away and setting the area around it on fire.

"Ahhh! a spider what a horrible beast!" *sets house on fire*

by ynaffit sedohr December 18, 2014

spide

to crawl around with eight legs

oh shit i saw a spider spiding on my wall

spide

by FlashlightMemelord February 10, 2018