Social Auntie

A close female friend that takes on the role of "Aunt" to your children.

Jay: Kara sit next to your Aunt

Kara: She's not my Aunt

Jay: Whatever Kara, she is your Social Auntie sit your ass down

by jayne8891 September 24, 2013

socially irresponsible dating

A tall guy dating a short girl, thereby depleting the already limited pool of possible suitors for tall ladies.

Woman 1 (6 feet tall): I can't believe tall Tom is dating that tiny chick.
Woman 2: Yeah, totally selfish of him. Socially irresponsible dating should be illegal.

by Ectopiste December 7, 2013

Socialmediafag

Majority of internet people today are socialmediafags. they started with social media and here they are.

Dude 1: *watching a vine* "dude, i love the internet "
Dude 2: "You don't love the internet, you're just a socialmediafag"
Dude 1: "Let me take a selfie" *start fapping*

by beCoolYo February 12, 2015

social aptitude

Having social aptitude is being able to socialize easily.

He had good social aptitude which led to a more successful political career.

by NataWolf November 19, 2015

social nomad

Someone that constantly moves from one social circle or clique to another.

He's moved thru four different squads on two years, what a social nomad.

by Kinney Morgan August 21, 2016

social nuke

(v.) The act of using covert operations to isolate someone from their friendship group(s) and turn their allies against them, usually as a form of punishment.

"I'm sorry!"
"You will be, when I social nuke you!"

"Do you remember that time you social nuked me? And I lost all my friends and it was awful?"
"I'm sorry! You were asking for it!"

by WhoCaresAtThisPoint July 12, 2016

Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder

A disorder based on an individual's obsession with social media including (but not limited to), compulsive reviewing of apps, "cyberstalking," comparing, fantasizing, and its effect on one's mood.

He has OCD and Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder, and he needs help.

by Bhen1 July 5, 2016