Pene slap

the act of hitting anothers face or other with the pene so as to leave a mark......see mushroomstamp

He i just pene slapped yo momma

by James January 28, 2004

Ottoman Slap

In an attempt to prove yourself, you end up utterly destroyed and humiliated.

Man... Ken got the Ottoman Slap after trying to beat Ron in basketball. He never even got a chance to shoot the ball.

by Epix187 February 13, 2018

slap the turtle

during anal sex if the bellend touches the recievers turd this is known as slapping the turtle

OMG you just slapped my turtle
i told you not to slap the turtle it hurts!!!

by lewy1102 =) January 14, 2009

Slap Daddy

A "Slap Daddy" is a high level sunset. A Slap Daddy makes you pause, reflect on the meaning of your life, and then go back to having fun & crushing life. A Slap Daddy's beauty doesn't truly exist until it's documented on @slapdaddy_sunset Instagram. If a sunset makes it on @slapdaddy_sunset, you know you've got a phenomenal slapper.

Our community of Slap Daddy fans, dubbed #SlapDaddyFam, is one of the most elite collections of individuals we've ever seen. IYKYK (If you know, you know)

A sunset that you need to tell your friends about is a Slap Daddy. Tag @slapdaddy_sunset in all of your heat!

Can be written as one, or two, words depending on your stylistic choice. "Slap Daddy" or "SlapDaddy"

Him: "Wow, that's a great sunset."
Her: "Yeah, that's a Slap Daddy!"

Him: "Did you see that Slap Daddy last night?"
Her: "Slap Daddy? What're you saying?"
Him: "We can no longer be friends."

by SlapDaddy HQ June 25, 2020

nilla slap

verb: the act of slapping someone with an opened nilla cakester.

i'll nilla slap you b!@#$

George nilla slapped Jake

by B-Mor June 2, 2008

slap hats

An act in which two nude men stand facing one another, approximately eight inches apart, and swing their hips in such a manner that the hats of their flaccid penises slap together repeatedly. A third party can be introduced, however, the body motion must be changed to vertical.

There's fucking nothing going on tonight. Why don't we just slap hats?

by DangNasty October 5, 2006

slapping wrinklies

old people having sex

in the words of Jason Mewes....Nooge

by ___________ January 16, 2004