shell shock

When having sexual relations in the anus a person can sometimes slip into a state of nausea, and they maybe even begin to experience a temporary loss of hearing and/or eye sight.

"Liz's ex-boyfriend was so big that when his dick slipped into her anus she got shell shocked!"

by Zeeky Baby February 25, 2008

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Bazaphylactic Shock

The severest form of fat bastardry which is a medical emergency. A Type I reaction according to the Gell And Coombs Classification. An often severe and sometimes fatal systemic reaction in a susceptible individual upon exposure to far too many pizzas (such as a deep pan pepperoni and cheese or a cajun chicken and spicy beef italian thin crust) following previous sensitization. Characterized especially by Bariatric tendencies and a distinct lack of exercise.

Christ! Craig's gone into Bazaphylactic Shock again, fat bastard....

by LEX SR July 24, 2008

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The Shocker

Two in the pink, one in the stink. Or vice versa.

Guy 1: "Dude did you meet that chick Cindy last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I took her back to my place and rocked her with The Shocker."

by mudd_butt February 10, 2008

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shock and awe

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Shock: One in the stink
Awe: Two in the pink

by MoonKnight March 23, 2003

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Shocker

A rip-off of the Matt Hardy "V1.0" sign that the index and middle fingers are together insted of being spread apart.

Two in the front, one in the back

Mexican Luchador who is currently in TNA

I saw a foam Shocker hand last summer and at first I thought it a foam V1.0 hand.

After I gave Morgan shocker, she wanted me to marry her.

Shocker is Alex Shelley's bitch. He is 1-2 against him.

by Mike September 6, 2005

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