Safety School

A girl that you take home not because she is particularly attractive, but because there's a good chance of getting in.

Tim: So I hooked up with Abby last night.
Andrew: I thought you said she was fugly.
Tim: Yeah, safety school moment.

by TaterSaladIII January 12, 2011

salty

the feeling after you do something stupid, that if you didnt have such big ego, your wouldnt of done

When the girl was trying to be funny, she anounced the inside joke to the class, to which she got no laughter. She then felt salty.

by Kevin April 4, 2004

A Safety

The condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid

Hey you gonna nail her tonight?
IDK, i have a safety though so we'll see
Good luck man
I used my safety last night
Can i get a condom out of your pack?
Yea dude, you always gotta have a safety

by Matt January 11, 2008

Safety gear

safety gear
Useless garbage

I don't need to put on safety gear.

by The bunny February 6, 2014

SAFT

SAFT is an acronym for Sick As Fuck Tho.
A word that has been derived from the streets.
Its often used by poor people, straight gangsters and bad asses to show respect and admiration.

Also used to describe a glorious even.

Deven's new BMW for his 16th birthday is SAFT!

Deven and I took home 4 THOTS in his BMW, it was SAFT!

by Valiient May 29, 2016

Salty

1. something that has salt in it

2. uncool, lame, loser-ish, stupid.

1. Pretzels are very salty when there from Aunt Annies.

2. Why are you acting so salty?

She felt as salty as can be when i tripped her in Biology.

by veronicadelilahrawrr January 24, 2010

saftey

Something that is not guaranteed.

Mullet Dude- I need someone to go back in time with me.
Some Guy- Will I need to bring my own weapons?
Mullet Dude- Yeah, I've only done this once before.
Some Guy- Oh.
Mullet Guy- Saftey is not guaranteed.

by Grand Man Zak Attack July 24, 2008