rocket to hell

A piece of snot that by accident 'rockets' out your nose and hits your crush in the face

Jake: " Dude I was talking to that girl I like yesterday"
Friend: " No way! Did you get her number then?"
Jake: " Nah man, i shot a rocket to hell in her face... "
Friend: " Ah well your chance is blown then man"

by Blackjack12 December 3, 2016

[Rocket J]

Any hyper or rambunctious acting person whose middle initial begins with the letter 'J'.

Hey, cool it Rocket J, you're going to hurt yourself!

by Rocket J January 8, 2009

hosel rocket

When one golfer stands in front of another with his pants down and allows the other to try and drive the ball in the hole in one shot.

Tom and I were on the back nine when he tried the ole “hosel rocket” and missed and left a large bruise on my right cheek!

by Happy Gilmore February 11, 2018

Salt Rocket

Projectile sperm, usually aimed at someone or something.

She didn't want to swallow so I launched a volley of salt rockets square at her mug.

by The Reverend Floater August 25, 2004

porridge rocket

The implement you spear the beef curtains with - see beef curtains

I slowly entered her beef curtains and deposited my dick cheese from the end of my porridge rocket.

by Dr P Diddy October 17, 2003

Rocket Farts

Not to be confused with hot farts despite the same sensation of heat being present...

A "Rocket Fart" can only occur when there is sudden downward pressure exerted on the diaphragm, during an intense and often unexpected coughing fit. Each cough has the force to unleash a dormant fart, waiting in the rectum at very high velocity, with an afterburner effect causing intense rectal heat. Successive coughs will rapid fire rocket farts causing repeated afterburner scorching of the delicate rectal tissues in the anus. There is no known remedy for rocket farts at this time although researches are investigating ways to bleed off dormant farts in order prevent the accumulation of noxious, flammable gases.

Man, those bong rips gave me killer rocket farts bro. My ass is on fire and I think I shit myself.

by white1widow March 1, 2020

Johnny Rocket

when a person takes a bottle either full or empty and places it on their testicles while holding it in place then sits down then leans back then takes the bottom of their foot then strikes it on the top of the bottle to hit their testicles

my friends dared me to give myself a a Johnny rocket and my balls hurt so bad

by smoke_detector July 24, 2014