-You think you hear your friend doing a beer bong in the bathroom
-Wake up and throw a towel over your shoulder and head down to the pool that doesn't exist
-You find your hotel room to look exactly like your room at home
Bro 1: Ayyy brah I woke up this morning with a kink in my neck, was gonna head down to the hot tub to straighten it out.
Bro 2: Yo bro, we aren't in PCB anymore, we dont even have a hot tub! You must be suffering from Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)!
-Wake up and throw a towel over your shoulder and head down to the pool that doesn't exist
-You find your hotel room to look exactly like your room at home
Bro 1: Ayyy brah I woke up this morning with a kink in my neck, was gonna head down to the hot tub to straighten it out.
Bro 2: Yo bro, we aren't in PCB anymore, we dont even have a hot tub! You must be suffering from Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)!
by bvc55 July 28, 2012
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Pornographically Transmitted Virus
Any virus or malware that appears as a direct result of internet porn-watching.
Pornographically Transmitted Virus
Any virus or malware that appears as a direct result of internet porn-watching.
Man my system has so many PTVs that i had to format it.
If you click on that window you will definitely get a PTV.
If you get and PTVs on my system I will kill you.
If you click on that window you will definitely get a PTV.
If you get and PTVs on my system I will kill you.
by XpideR G August 5, 2009
Get the PTV mug.Acronym: Paid to Poop
Definition:
n. 1. The phenomenon of being paid to defecate which occurs when pooping at work.
2. a break to poop at work.
v. the action of pooping while being paid to do so.
Origination: This term was born from the U.S. government Dept. of Finance whose overuse of acronyms caused 2 friends to create amusing acronyms for everything. The term was quickly embraced by manufacturing throughout the Midwest.
Derivatives:
ptp1.5 - Overtime Pooping
(pronounced ptp one point five)
ptpx2 - Double Time Pooping (pronounced ptp times 2)
ptpx3 - The elusive Triple Time Pooping
(pronounced ptp times 3)
Definition:
n. 1. The phenomenon of being paid to defecate which occurs when pooping at work.
2. a break to poop at work.
v. the action of pooping while being paid to do so.
Origination: This term was born from the U.S. government Dept. of Finance whose overuse of acronyms caused 2 friends to create amusing acronyms for everything. The term was quickly embraced by manufacturing throughout the Midwest.
Derivatives:
ptp1.5 - Overtime Pooping
(pronounced ptp one point five)
ptpx2 - Double Time Pooping (pronounced ptp times 2)
ptpx3 - The elusive Triple Time Pooping
(pronounced ptp times 3)
"I'll be a little late for the meeting Craig, it's ptp time."
"How long has Mike been on ptp?"
"I like to adjust my schedule so that I ptp at work instead of at home."
"How long has Mike been on ptp?"
"I like to adjust my schedule so that I ptp at work instead of at home."
by Craigmont Zarda July 20, 2005
Get the ptp mug."I'm going to a PTA meeting tonight"
"A Parent Teacher Association meeting, but you don't have kids"
"Nooo its a Pussy Tits and Ass meeting, all girls party"
"can I come?"
"No, your a guy, you have to have pussy tits and ass to get in"
"A Parent Teacher Association meeting, but you don't have kids"
"Nooo its a Pussy Tits and Ass meeting, all girls party"
"can I come?"
"No, your a guy, you have to have pussy tits and ass to get in"
by Alexzia Movzmi March 11, 2012
Get the PTA meeting mug.acronym for the Poo Tang Clan; incorrectly used as a term for gangbanging African Americans who meet once a week and tell their stories involving Georgia Home Boy; but correctly it is a group of friends who label themselves as a clan to make others jealous, because people want in what they can't get into
The PTC kicks ass. 'nuff said.
by BTM Chaser September 20, 2004
Get the PTC mug.(Post Traumatic Blunt Syndrome) The post-blunt body feeling in which one person has the urge to re-up the high by the aide of a cigarette, or other stimulant.
(After the roach goes out)
Hank: Why do I always want a cigarette after I smoke?
Nick: Post Traumatic Blunt Syndrome. The urge to re-up the high.
John: PTBS.
Hank: Why do I always want a cigarette after I smoke?
Nick: Post Traumatic Blunt Syndrome. The urge to re-up the high.
John: PTBS.
by MisunderstoodDreamer October 5, 2011
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