Dueling poop

Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.

Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.

by KD Dirt August 5, 2020

poop movie

noun- a movie that you only watch on a monitor in the bathroom while pooping, usually takes about 1-2 weeks per movie

Guy: Have you seen Top Gun
Me: Yeah! That's my current poop movie

by Bduck1310 January 15, 2017

Poop proposal

When you propose to someone by shitting in your hand and if they say yes then you smear it on their hand instead of a ring

Jennifer: Did you hear that Bill is marrying his girlfriend? It was so cute!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!

by Fake Bucket December 20, 2019

Squishy poop

poop that squishes when you squish it.

ah man that is squishy poop on my leg!

by Baring bot bop March 1, 2019

poop transplant

The act of shitting directly into someone’s asshole.

Aye bruh, I’m kind of low on poop, can you hit me up with a poop transplant?

by Reed1103 May 1, 2019

Poop Swiggle

A word to call people to just annoy them when you feel like the moment is awkward.

During Awkward Silence-
Guy- Hey Chris, your a Poop Swiggle.
Chris- grrr

by Poop Swiggleton May 21, 2013

seagle poop

slang for ejaculation. When a seagle poops, it is a white creamy mixture usually landing on the faces of young girls, thus comparing it to seman.

Steezy: hey bruh what you do last night?
James: mann i was at her house seagle poop 'n on mommas.

by jj brown January 9, 2008