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Cave Painting

When a man engages in sexual intercourse with a girl without any form of protection. The man fails to 'pull out' in time, therefore leaving the female with 'cave paintings' inside of her nether regions.
"We didn't have any condoms but we still done it anyway. I didn't pull out in time and she was left with some cave paintings."
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Alaskan Paint Job

While receiving a lap dance, the stripper leaves a skid-mark on your leg.
“Discussing that chick gave you an Alaskan paint job”

“Awesome that stripper left me an Alaskan Paint Job”

“That Alaskan Paint Job stinks!”
by Quiksilver86 May 11, 2011
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[phainting]

Phainting (Feyn-ting) is the practice of using slow shutter with or without a combination of camera movements to either isolate and create motion around a subject(s), or offer a study of subjects in motion for a painterly effect.

A hybrid combination of photography and painting.

Adjective, Phainting: Motion captured in camera by a slow shutter creating painterly style.
Noun, Phainter: One who captures motion in camera using a slow shutter creating painterly style.
Noun, Phainting: An image of motion captured in camera using a slow shutter for painterly effect.
Adverb, Phainterly. Having the quality of an image capturing motion in camera through a slow shutter for a painterly effect.
Verb, Phainting.

"The photographer is phainting the ocean waves along the cliffs by the lighthouse."
"The phainting of car lights down the highway illuminate the traffic patterns."
The phainting of car lights down the highway illuminate the traffic patterns."
by Iutterthereforeiam January 15, 2015
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Paint your pallet

When a guy is getting a bj, the pallet is the top of your mouth, his skeet paints your pallet.
She says " I want you to paint my pallet!"

He says " Can I paint your pallet?"
by BJ painting October 10, 2008
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paint a birmingham

To reconcile, rebuilding a lost relationship.
After years of silence, I had to "paint a birmingham" and our relationship is better than ever.
by pseudosquid January 25, 2009
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Phailtastimongical

A fail so horrible it's almost the worst fail in existence.
Person 1: *tries to embed a youtube video onto FaceBook status*

Person 2: Well. That was phailtastimongical.
by 3jakUL8or G8or April 22, 2009
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painting her tractor

The act of ejaculating on a female's dildo mid masturbation.

NOTE: Female must possess a massive bush.
Dude, I picked up this stripper last night, but she freaked when i started painting her tractor.
by colonelangusboregardthesecond December 10, 2010
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