Penis idiot

An insult made to destroy people's lives to pieces. Only to be used in extreme situations.

person 1: shut up mario gay
person 2: no u penis idiot

by yeetlolbeans October 22, 2018

Penis Mustache

A particular arch shaping of the pubic hair directly above the penis, resembling a mustache. When receiving a blow job, it is said that one with a penis mustache generously allows his partner to "try it on".

Ashley wore my penis mustache all night on Saturday.

by winenight August 1, 2011

curved penis

A penis with some substantial curvature. Left, right, up, down, anything goes!

Damn son, Alex has such a curved penis; it almost took my eye out!

by Captainmorgan37 December 3, 2017

acorn penis

A penis so small that it's actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever.

Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't have an acorn penis.
I think penis size is passed down from generation to generation, so if I have a child, he will have an acorn penis for sure.
I would really like to wear my new speedo to the pool, but there are ladies there and I have an acorn penis.

by Magic M December 17, 2006

Penis Fairy

The friend that draws a penis on your face after you pass out at a party.

Dude!! The penis fairy struck again!! John has a boner on his face lolz!

by Cameron Yancey October 3, 2008

Penis Time

A date between the hand and penis

Hey Kids, it's Penis Time!

by Penis McGeenus January 24, 2009

the penis game

A game in which you and one or more friends take turns yelling 'penis' as loud as you possibly can.

Me: Let`s play the penis game!
Friend: PENIS

by sm00shr December 20, 2014