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Grass Man

A man who is fascinated by grass/nature, this can either be used as an insult, or a compliment. Never say "go touch grass" to these people, as they already do that
Man 1: ayo go touch some grass, Grass Man!
Man 2: I already touch it daily.
Man 1: oh no
by Sapphic Tree Dick May 6, 2021
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Blade of Grass

A term coined by the best service industry professional Davina. Commonly used when insinuating that one is useless. One that is still and useless. It does nothing but stand around and has no purpose.
“Davina did nothing today. She was an absolute blade of grass. Swaying in the wind with no purpose.”
by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024
mugGet the Blade of Grassmug.

Grass

Something only people without sanity touch
“Hey u wanna touch grass

He died that day
by Read this to be gay January 10, 2023
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Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.
Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass
by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023
mugGet the Touch Grassmug.

giggly grass

Giggly grass otherwise known as pot,weed, ect. It is called this because weed can make people giggle or laugh at anything no matter how stupid an example would be you smoked giggly grass so you cant stop laughing at this definition
Joe: i smoked some weed and i cant stop laughing

Michael: shouldnt have smoked that giggly grass
by Lonely stoner666 May 5, 2018
mugGet the giggly grassmug.

Grass

GAY HOMO FAGGOT BITCH BOY'nnwnwnqm
omg, ur such a grass!
by booty fart master April 5, 2022
mugGet the Grassmug.

grass in the pocket

An elegant form of mosh dancing that consist of hunching over, and aggressively picking grass up with your hands.... and proceeding to place said grass in your pockets.
Hey dude, I saw you doin the grass in the pocket at the show the other night.. stellar performance!
by Mojojo123 July 20, 2020
mugGet the grass in the pocketmug.

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