bull crap-itus

the disease yu come down with when yu fake sick
i came down with bull crap-itus on test day!
by bubblez438 January 11, 2011
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Bull to the Freakin' Shit

Used when some crazy comment/claim/event happens in which the standard "bull shit" cannot express the full reaction of the one saying it.
Mom: I agree, ur dad shouldn't have told me that you were pregnant.

Random person overhearing the comment: Bull to the Freakin' Shit her dad shouldnt have told her mom! Thats a shitty parent if he didnt do that!
by sheets of egyptian cotton August 02, 2010
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versace bull rider

2 males whip each others nuts untill ejaculation
Jon and tucker played versace bull rider last night
by 2pactopus November 12, 2013
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bull whip tit

tits with so much slack you can use them as a bull whip to slap the shit out of the guy across the table.
Sherri pulled out her bull whip tit and knocked Brian on his ass.
by messy bun October 13, 2017
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Raven Bull Milking

When you are having sexy bondage session and you stroke the man and tell him “Moo bitch” and he starts making Moo sounds while you edge him. This is applicable to milking the prostate too.
While he was tied down I did a Raven Bull Milking on the bound sub. I told his ass “Moo Bitch for your Goddess” and he started to Moo like a cow.

I shoved a finger up his ass to start the Raven Bull Milking and told him “Moo bitch boy for momma.” He began to Moo as he began to ejaculate.
by RavenOfAzarath July 18, 2022
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Bull in a china shop

Oh Jess, have you fallen over again? Stop being such a bull in a china shop.
by lubeybradasikwan November 02, 2018
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Greek bull ride

greek bool rahyd noun. An event during sexual activity in which the female limits the male's movement with handcuffs or other restrictive devices, mounts his erect penis, and attempts to "ride" for as long as possible while tickling her partner. Origins unknown.
Dude Sally went on a Greek bull ride last night - Brad laughed himself to tears before throwing her off!
by MattBrad! April 13, 2010
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