octopus juice on toast

a very tall girl with an obsession for batman who loves it when you pull her feet and call her daddy she's the dominant one, with a lot of moles. likes to eat icecream with a fork.

that emily in our math class dude she's a real octopus juice on toast

by turtleoctoman August 10, 2017

Toast

The god of the new world. Beware him. Cocoa is his faithful sacrifice who he got attached to.

Gigi: Toast is the god of the new world

by Bunbun🌸 February 21, 2021

Toast

The only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning is the thought of a crispy, warm toast. How it crunches when you bite it, the way the butter melts into it and how you can literally put everything on top.
Toast is the one good I could and will eat every day.

Don’t talk to me I haven’t have my toast yet.

by A sun November 20, 2021

Fancy Toast

Circular or square toast that is made in a grid pattern, most commonly made with buttermilk; waffles.

Hey Tom, want some waffles?

Those arent waffles, those are fancy toast!

by Tri 69 October 25, 2017

toasted

1. to get high from weed
or
2. from amphetamines

I got toasted with Jimmy last night.

by HighOfSpeedRN July 21, 2021

Belgian Toast

The act of dipping your penis in someone's beer when they're not around to see it.

While some say it is slightly unhygienic, others counter that the beer kills any bacteria.

(This phrase might be a local Australian, or local British phrase)

Bruce gave Dave a classic Belgian toast when he left to talk to a girl.

by bigstrayan June 8, 2025

Toast

Toast-(n.) Possibly the most convenient means of a piece of crunchy bread that tickles the taste buds that only can be explained by leaders of the free world and Morgan Freeman.

2. Add some butter and cinnamon and you got yourself a freaking good piece of awesome.
3. A rambunctious character who runs around causing nothing but stupidity and pure unorganized havoc.
4. Texas toast...a thick slice of pure amazing.

"Look. Morgan Freeman. HE'S GOT TOAST!"
"I'm gonna add some cinnamon to this toast. Oh Lord. Nicely done."
"Dammit Toast! You killed the tomato!"
"I'M GONNA GET ME SOME TEXAS TOAST!...Mmmmm."

by Slingshot Toaster Toast January 13, 2011