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moose years

Oh, you’re turning 33? Happy moose years!
by Greyk March 22, 2024
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Moose Juice

When you are fucking your girls asshole and all of a sudden you look down and see some truffle butter aka Moose Juice on your dick. You look at your dick with disgust, but proceed to shove it down your girl's throat until your dick is clean enough to go get some more Moose Juice..
Dude 1: Hey bro, last night my girl let me hit her bootyhole, it was pretty damn good.

Dude 2: Damn bro, did it smell like shit, cause last time I fucked your girl, I thought the bitch had just took a shit without wiping her ass before I stuck my dick in her bootyhole.

Dude 1: Of course bro, you know my girls bootyhole smells like shit anytime you slide a dick in her ass. But this time, she left some Moose Juice on my dick and then I told her to lick the brown cheese off my dick.

Dude 2: Damn bro, you are a savage for making her eat the Moose Juice.

Dude 1: Yeah, whatever. I got bigger problems. I got diarrhea that with no toilet paper

Dude 2: I can go downstairs to see if the mailman left any Burger King coupons so you could wipe your ass.

Dude 1: Fuck you bro
by BrownKernalTip October 23, 2023
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Sidhu Moose Wala

Punjabi singer, Actor, Politician, Born on June 10, 1993 Shubhdeep was born in Moosa, Punjab. He always reps Moose in his name from when he started to the final day of his life.
Dil Da nai Maada tera Sidhu Moose Wala!
by tej19 November 27, 2022
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Moose Grind

When one is to hunt a moose with a revolving such gun.
"Hey doc lets get on that moose grind"
by Planto360 September 24, 2024
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Moose

The dog of a spear chucking velro headed toad load, typically likes beer that's room temp and tastes/smells like piss
That guy on rocket league is playing similar to moose!
by The one blk guy January 16, 2022
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Moosed

He is getting moosed.
by P-Station November 19, 2017
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says the moose

a reference to a Harry Potter fan-fiction(word credit to "alwaysbutneverright"). It was used when Lucius/Draco Malfoy wanted to tell the girls they loved how they felt but were too scared.
I love/like you.
Crush: "Well, I gotta go now, bye."
You: "OK, says the moose, see ya later."
by HeyThereBrownEyes April 11, 2012
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