milf

(M)an, (I) (L)ove (F)olklore
When the 24tj of july comes, it means that it’s folklore’s birthday, so the expression milf it’s commonly used among swifties to express their love for folklore
by tolerateitstan August 5, 2023
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chardonnay Milf

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. but a MILF.
yooo look at that chardonnay Milf i gotta clap
by Dreach September 22, 2022
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Milf soup

The best sex everyone wants before you die
I need to scoop some Milf soup
by Milf Soup September 7, 2016
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comfy milf

A milf whose entire persona just screams "comfort". Usually enjoys wearing sweaters, reading, and drinking coffee or tea. She is almost always fatigued, wearing her hair in a messy bun. Despite being active, she is slightly overweight; however, this means her breasts and caboose are quite large.
Examples of comfy milfs:
Christina Hendricks
Melony from Pokemon Shield
by arrgitsasnake February 18, 2023
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milf

wow bens mum is such a milf
by thehotguynextdoor January 10, 2022
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Milf Munchies

After spending the night with a single mom, especially if shes freaky, following the sinful acts, you retire to the kitchen and eat her kids fruit snacks.
Dude 1: Hey man where did you get those fruit snacks, I thought you were that girls house?

Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.
by Jackolous Bakray August 21, 2021
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Milf

Dude 1: Yo did you see Joes mom?
Dude 2: Yeah she’s a milf
Dude 1: A man I’d love to play Fortnite with?
Dude 2: Yeah
by DiggityBick May 22, 2022
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