March 25

March 25th is the day where you bash up the people you are friends with

slaps
“what was that for?”
“hey dont worry you can do the same since its march 25th!”
“OH YEAH!”
bashes eachother

by xoxoxmee March 23, 2022

March 15th

National fuck the hell out of your partners day

Hey sweetheart happy March 15th better be ready to celebrate later :)

by That Person123 March 15, 2021

March 24

Fuck Your Female Best Friend Day

HUmP ME fUCk mERrE today is fuck your female best friend day March 24

by Granger December 9, 2022

March 18th

The day someone's grandparents and brother died together.

"oh dude its March 18th, say you prayers."

by RamenThePers0n December 31, 2020

March 22

National give your gf a hoodie day, if your gf is cold or just in general give your gf a hoodie

You: he babe its March 22 here's my hoodie

Her: aw thx babe I'll wear it whenever I can

by Dr_pepper2985 March 21, 2023

March 17th

The day where life of the earth was born. Otherwise known as Jordan’s birthday. Make sure on this day you give all of your money to this man

“What’s today’s date?” “It’s march 17th we must give our offering to the god of Jordan!”

by March 17th October 16, 2019

March 23

If you are born on March 23 you are Satan’s child and will probably commit murder some day.

Oh no, she’s born on March 23 she’s evil.

by Strawberry_Bliss November 4, 2019