March 2

Nation eat out your girlfriend day. ( today is the day to eat her TF out)

You: today is march 2nd, you know what that means?
Girlfriend: I do, come to my room already

by Ba11s March 1, 2023

March 6

Slap a person who’s name starts with K

Girl with K: hi
Random person: “slap”

Because it is march 6

by hoosier_daddy March 5, 2023

March 14th

National send your boyfriend a booty and thigh pic day

It’s March 14th that’s national booty and thigh pic day tell your girlfriend

by Buglife March 14, 2023

March 22

National give your gf a hoodie day, if your gf is cold or just in general give your gf a hoodie

You: he babe its March 22 here's my hoodie

Her: aw thx babe I'll wear it whenever I can

by Dr_pepper2985 March 21, 2023

March 25th

March 25th is a hoes birthday. If you were born in march 25th your automatically a how

person one: bro i heard that girl is a bigggg hoe
person 2: she much be born in march 25th

by hot pancakes November 25, 2021

March 17th

The day where life of the earth was born. Otherwise known as Jordan’s birthday. Make sure on this day you give all of your money to this man

“What’s today’s date?” “It’s march 17th we must give our offering to the god of Jordan!”

by March 17th October 16, 2019

March 23

If you are born on March 23 you are Satan’s child and will probably commit murder some day.

Oh no, she’s born on March 23 she’s evil.

by Strawberry_Bliss November 4, 2019