birthday lunch

eating ass after they had massive diarrhea.

she got taco bell today so eating a birthday lunch later.

by Yodrizzle frizzle February 4, 2024

country lunch

When you take your significant other for a drive out in the country for car sex or road head over your lunch break. Caution: Be sure to bring along your Road Head Emergency Kit.

I was really in need of sex, so I took my GF out for a country lunch.

by JimTim July 1, 2015

Boy Lunch

When someone, usually a boy, overcomplicate the method to make a simple dish. Often done with unnecessary tools.

Why does he need a flamethrower?
He needs it to cook his Boy Lunch grilled cheese sandwich.

by InfinityRainbow December 5, 2023

lunch

I looked up the definition of lunch.

1. Food with no chance of ass.

2. Food with no need for a penis.
3. A time when a desperate man has no chance of success and has taken the time the girl has given him for possible grabbing and reduced his chance to 0.

Alternatives for lunch.
1. Waste of time
2. Waste of money
3. A time a man is an embarrassment to his gender.

4. Self cock block

Guy: "Hey I got lunch with that Amazon girl"
Friend: "Ha, ha. Self cock block. Pitiful."

by Ch11 July 25, 2014

Snake Lunch

The lowest state of being a person can attain, far lower than merely becoming 'toast'.

He felt certain that, after the multiple convictions which were looming, the 'leading candidate' would be snake lunch.

by Monkey's Dad November 23, 2023

hot lunch

The stuff you pay for at school or potentially the grossest fucking thing people do during sex ever. Holy fucking Jesus Christ!

I can't even explain this in a sentence because hot lunches are gross. That goes for both of the definitions. Man I can't wait to leave hot school lunches behind!

by #MissNobody February 16, 2017

bathroom lunch

The act of feeding your partners butt with your butt.

Jerry gave Jon a bathroom lunch today.

by Guyblow321 February 17, 2020