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meat lovers phase

When a currently straight man used to sexually experiment with other men.
Link: “I had a meat lovers phase”
Rhett: “Is that a euphemism?”
by KittyGum May 27, 2024
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octobers lover

October lover is a time when you fall inlove in october with a guy and you guys date for a week in november until he leaves you(because he feels too young to be dating but wants he still says he wants you), but you guys decide to stay friends and he starts to be dry and keeps leaving you on opened and delivered, and then one day he plays Fortnite with a random girl and you friends have enough of it and pressure you into blocking him but you didnt block him on one app just to give him a chance plus you wrote him a very long text on how you dont get if he wants to talk to me or not and he says yes then a few hours later you say '' post yo bereal'' ( bcs your the one who said to download it for him and you always remind him to do so) but now your siting 11 days on delivered... and you reply to one of his snaps that he shows his spotify wrapped ( sent to everyone) and he leaves u on opened..
girl 1: yo i just found my octobers lover
girl 2: run, just run.
by leahhatesyou November 30, 2023
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Lover of Nothing

Lover of Nothing is a single Canadian guy. Lover of Nothing hides behind many pseudonyms. He doesn't communicate well and he often comes across like you don't exist. Lover of Nothing does not express his feelings because he doesnt want to lose his independence or be in a realationship in fear of getting hurt.

I imagine that Lover of Nothing is a great listener. His kisses are warm and just the thought of kissing his lips makes me excited. He is probably of average height, with brown hair and eyes. He is a provider so he must hunt & fish. He also knows his way around a kitchen and would likely be happy to put away the laundry. He likes to build things and measures things to exact perfection. He is a dedicated family man, over protective and sometimes controlling but that just means he loves you that much more. He is smart, not dumb. He is sexy as fuck and can write a definition in Urban Dictionary like no other. He is independant, loyal, honest and trustworthy.
FUTURE
LOVER OF NOTHING if you're reading this I want you in my life.

VERB
Lover of Nothing I will give you something I have never given another man.

ADJECTIVE

Lover of Nothing I will love you like no other person on this planet and will give you my name. Day after day until we leave the planet.
by loverofnothing July 26, 2022
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Petty Lovers

To describe a couple that is petty to one another
"Yeah, me and Susan are petty lovers, we like to do very petty things when one of us pisses the other off."
by notatoxicperson2.0 October 18, 2021
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history hates lovers

Timmy: "History will call them close friends but not lovers"

Alexandra: "yeah, history hates lovers"
by GooberCyn March 2, 2025
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foot lover

A person who loves feet in every way imaginable
People named Katie are always foot lovers
by footloversareweird August 22, 2021
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ambien butt lover

Ambien butt lover describes the amnestic response of one consuming ambien prior to anal sexual intercourse for the first time without cognitive knowledge.
My girl took ambien and became my ambien butt lover. She didn't remember it.
by Ambienbuttlover September 17, 2017
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