almost lovers

people who are friends with each and everyone knows but are so close they are practically dating

i can’t believe sophie and kaitlynn are so close even thought they met only 2 months ago — just another case of almost lovers.

by imjustahater384 January 5, 2024

chronic strap lover

A chronic strap lover is someone who loves to take strap, And they do it with no hesitation.

girl : “Toni is a chronic strap lover”
Toni : “I am, and I do it without any hesitation”

by ToniNovis January 6, 2024

Lovers Rock

a song by TV girl which sounds like getting a crush

Nigel: yooo
Dave: what now you silly bastard
Nigel: so there's this so-
Dave: let me recommend you a song nigel, Lovers Rock by tv girl.

Nigel: you relate it to anyone
Dave: yeah i have a crush
Nigel: who
Dave: stfu

by somebody.but.not.you.ew January 21, 2024

Chrysler Lover

Chrysler Lover means partaking in raping minors and anal sex with your neighbor

Hey Kade Let’s have A Chrysler Lover party

by Smith_43 January 29, 2024

jesus lover

someone who believes in god but isn’t necessarily religious. they believe following jesus christ isn’t a religion but a relationship.

person one: are you religious?

person two: no, but i believe in god

person one: oh so you’re a jesus lover

by l_istall January 30, 2024

koolaid watermelon chicken lover

A black, also know as a African. Darker than under the bed.

Cop: freeze
Jamal: fuck you pig!
Cop: I said freeze you koolaid watermelon chicken lover! Bang bang

Other cop: another monkey down!

by Niggerhater420sheesh February 3, 2024

octobers lover

October lover is a time when you fall inlove in october with a guy and you guys date for a week in november until he leaves you(because he feels too young to be dating but wants he still says he wants you), but you guys decide to stay friends and he starts to be dry and keeps leaving you on opened and delivered, and then one day he plays Fortnite with a random girl and you friends have enough of it and pressure you into blocking him but you didnt block him on one app just to give him a chance plus you wrote him a very long text on how you dont get if he wants to talk to me or not and he says yes then a few hours later you say '' post yo bereal'' ( bcs your the one who said to download it for him and you always remind him to do so) but now your siting 11 days on delivered... and you reply to one of his snaps that he shows his spotify wrapped ( sent to everyone) and he leaves u on opened..

girl 1: yo i just found my octobers lover
girl 2: run, just run.

by leahhatesyou November 30, 2023