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a guy that can’t take things seriously. is charming but just forget it lol. He is kind and is pretty nice. has a good personality. And tends to make ppl laugh. He is generally a good person and cares for you if he loves you. He can get very shy. But he Is very outgoing once you get to know him
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landon by Kris3n123 May 9, 2021
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landen man 

the best person in the world. kind of rude but it’s okay because everyone loves him.
sophie: did you hear landen man shit his pants?
sadie: what?!
jayleen: no way! wtf is wrong with him?
landen man by sophiesshit May 27, 2021
landon owns a pink tooth brush
uhhh thats landons toothbrush because its pink
Landon’s are usually annoying jerks that some how still have a heart somewhere in them. They act cold but are secretly weak for cheesy stuff and are fun to be around. You might want to punch them in the face, but don’t; you don’t want to get on their bad side. If you find a landon keep them, or drop them I don’t really care.
“do you know that one kid landon??”

yeah, he’s a jerk but I love him.”
landon by Oikawa’s wife June 7, 2021
he’s the hottest guy you’ll ever meet he’s got a 16 inch long dick and most likely he’ll be dating a pumpkin.
“Landon is hot as fuck.”
Landen seems like an all around nice guy and will be very charming, thoughtful, uplifting and cool to hang around but he’ll always seem on edge and if you hurt him in anyway he will go to no end to hurt you back.
Guy 1: Landen seems pretty cool

Guy2: yeah but I heard Jerry fucked Landens girl and Jerry hasn’t shown up to school in weeks after that
Landen by BrokeAssSquid June 26, 2021

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lapdanceonnamani is a roach roach=lapdanceonnanami.