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Status Killer

When someone you don't especially like leaves an unwanted comment on your facebook status, so people you want actually commenting and liking it tend to avoid it for fear of getting a response from the unwanted commenter.
Drew: "Man I had such a great status!!!"

Johnny: "Yeah man. Too bad Joe had to make the status killer saying'LOL!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!'"
by Tortuga Power March 1, 2011
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Flex Killer

1. (noun) One who kills the flex.

The Flex Killer, most often a female, kills the flex of surrounding individuals by eliminating any shred of happiness or joy present.

By sucking the life out of every enjoyable situation, the Flex Killer quickly becomes a widely feared and hated phenomenon.

They can be spotted most frequently at social events, geographic locations and even government-funded institutions (i.e. Prom, Wasaga Beach, Thornlea Secondary School, or in the general Thornhill region). This makes the Flex Killer a truly dangerous individual, and one to be avoided at all costs.
*Individuals gathered around enjoying the flex*

Enter: Flex Killer

QUE - Mayhem, chaos, mass suicides, abortions, diarrhea, syphilis, and general flex-killage
by TheLastPersonToEverKillTheFlex November 13, 2011
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internet killed tv

A well known youtube couple named Charles and Alli Trippy along with their dogs, Zoe and Marley. They can also be called CTFxC (charles trippy friend core).
I keep wanting to watch some more internet killed tv videos!
by snapcraclepop January 27, 2013
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we killed god

God looked down at our presence and smiled an emotionless smile that read, "send help pls". After that, he shot himself still emotionless. God is free now and I honestly don't know if angels can fucking die.
Some faggot: *insert Cory In the house anime.* 👌

Faggot #2: We killed god.
by IIHaveNoLife November 26, 2017
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snape-killed

to kill a loved one or some one of great trust to trick your evil over lord to believing you are their right hand man only to help their enemy over throw them.
Kilo Ren snape-killed his father to trick smoke in to believing he was his servant.
by deathwind666 December 18, 2017
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A KillerBean

Adjective: Usually chumps called Bazza, Chazza, Nozza, Woodzy, Choppy, Penno and Chris.

As the name suggests, they have zero mates, are smooth brain, fuck men, contribute fuck all to anything, never rock up, always contribute in their bi-weekly docking event, and most importantly are kidney bean lookin' motherfuckers.
P1: Yo is Bazza coming to our docking tournament?
P2: Yeah nah that shitstain is being a killerbean.
P1: Ugh, Standard Bazza bullshitery, always beaning around.
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Asian killer

When you cum in a Asian girls eyes and ears and shove your fingers up her ass and vagina
Nice Ron, did you just off the Asian killer cool
by Cool man69 February 23, 2021
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