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cockblocking keyboard 

The keyboard that was shown at the beginning of the 'Hell To The No' number in Season 2, Episode 16 of Glee. It is the 'cockblocking keyboard' because the scene before 'Hell To The No' was the scene of Kurt and Blaine's first kiss. Right before they were about to show Kurt and Blaine's steamy second kiss, the scene cut to the angle of this keyboard, thus instigating a cockblock among the Klaine fandom.
Person 1: What's so special about this keyboard?
Klaine shipper: It is the cockblocking keyboard of evil. I WANT MY SECOND KLAINE KISS!
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Sony Vegas Keygen

Upon pirating "Sony Vegas 8" you will almost always have this keygen by Digital Insanity.

With it's stereotypical hacker-montage music it will make you feel like a big hecker of the interweeb.
Computer: "Sony Vegas Downloaded"
King: Vegas 8... Sony Vegas Keygen...
*music starts*
King: EPIIIIIIIIII-
Type girl who’s hard to be herself around others. Doesn’t trust many people but once you gain her trust you’ll be surprised. She’s one of the girls that are fun to be around once you know her she’ll make you feel better at your worse. Very smart but doesn’t really like to show it. Keylin’s are also very very beautiful. A girl with big dreams no one knows about. She can make anyone fall for her without even trying because that’s just her personality. She can be very mean if you try her . Don’t argue with Keylin’s because they’ll think of whole story of why you should stfu. Keylin’s are very rare but if you ever find one in your life keep them in your nice side and don’t loose her trust.
Caden: Yoo your girl is a dimond
Hayden: I know that’s my Keylin
Caden: That’s a keeper bro

Hayden: I know 🤤
Keylin by Realityxoxo August 27, 2018

Keys Disease

The slowness everyone in southern Flordia has.
Make sure to order food 30min early because down here everyone has Keys Disease.
Keys Disease by Stormsy March 25, 2017

Team Beta Keys 

A team of kids that take over little places, taking them over one at a time. Often unexpected, and it's nearly impossible to figure out it's them till after their damage has been done. Like a virus, but a little less evil. Originally took over an online radio station. Made the radio stations history books, that's for sure.
Person 1: Woah, what does lawlz mean?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 3: Doesn't Team Beta Keys use that?
All 3: Oh crap
Team Beta Keys by Kassie623 July 16, 2006

keys cow 

Actually translates to mga susi baka in filipino (several sussy bakas), rather than susi baka (if translated word for word that is). However google translate is bad and only works for keys cow rather than key cow
Random guy who does a little trolling: translate keys cow to filipino lolll
Filipino: that isn't funny because actually you're saying there's several sussy bakas and this is private chat so you are key cow too
keys cow by Lance0 September 3, 2021