Nipples that have a broad flat top about the circumference of a coat button, surrounded by a small areola, altogether giving the appearance of a PlayStation joystick.
by Kripe Walker August 14, 2019
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by Mrs. Scoops June 16, 2014
Get the cringe-joyment mug.Special snowflake that believe themselves to be of noble descent. They are generally defined by douchey behaviour and rather dumb displays of prowess, generally making themselves look bad.
Person 1: "Dude, there comes Larry. He's 'la joya' of his family."
Person 2: "Yeah, yesterday he spend a whole 30 minutes bragging about how he won that one art contest in preschool..."
Larry: "Greetings, peasants!"
Person 1: "..."
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Let's beat him up"
Person 2: "Yeah, yesterday he spend a whole 30 minutes bragging about how he won that one art contest in preschool..."
Larry: "Greetings, peasants!"
Person 1: "..."
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Let's beat him up"
by Rokaq October 24, 2018
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by Anonymous Person 123789 January 18, 2017
Get the Micah Lee Joyner mug.1) When something special is taken away by an obvious misdeed.
2) In reference to MLB Umpire Jim Joyce who blew a call at 1st base on the last out of what would have been a perfect Game by a Detroit Tigers pitcher. It was very obvious that the player was out even in real time depsite the replays that also proved it.
3) When an athlete or team is robbed of something special by an offical. Any blown call in a sporting event!
2) In reference to MLB Umpire Jim Joyce who blew a call at 1st base on the last out of what would have been a perfect Game by a Detroit Tigers pitcher. It was very obvious that the player was out even in real time depsite the replays that also proved it.
3) When an athlete or team is robbed of something special by an offical. Any blown call in a sporting event!
Becky just got Jim Joyce'd in her bid for the piece of art at the auction despite her bid gesture which was overlooked by the auctioneer.
by CrazyCurt June 3, 2010
Get the Jim Joyce'd mug.Calling a baserunner safe at first base with 2 outs in the top of the ninth inning when a pitcher is throwing a perfect game. Gallaraga, the pitcher, got Jim Joyced.
by ag58 June 13, 2010
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Holy crap! When Jose told me that story about how he likes to joyner chicks, it made me so horny that i punched myself in the face!!!!!!!!
by Pennis the Menace December 15, 2008
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