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Samuel L. Jackson

Somebody who, if you are white, would probably make you kill yourself if you had to sit across from them on a train.
Samuel L. Jackson: Say what one more time mothafucka
by jrich69 May 21, 2006
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jackson

A guy that will love someone forever including girls named Iraida. If you get one hold on tight you won't want to lose him. His lips are wonderful to kiss also.
Is that jackson, yes the cute guy.
by Jackson Nilson November 20, 2016
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jockstrap sniffer

A jockstrap sniffer is a cadet who likes to jack off while he's smelling the cum-stained jockstraps of fellow cadets in the cadet locker-room.
I became a jockstrap sniffer after smelling my cadet roomie's jock in the shower lockers.
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
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Jackson

That one guy who sits around and does pretty much nothing. Yeah, you know the guy. He's cool, he's not a bad person. In fact, he doesn't really do nothing. There's a hard-worked brain filled with knowledge sitting in there, waiting for its time to reveal itself. Will it ever, though? Nobody knows. How did it get there? Nobody knows. Only Jackson. Jackson is the type of person to laze on days when he could be doing other things. He chooses not to for the sole reason of being alone. Jackson is an introvert. He's quite the mysterious person, one that usually decides to do other things, like playing video games in the corner during a party rather than other stuff like interacting with other humans. Jackson is the one who takes things and makes them interesting in his own time.
Jackson's humor was quite dry, and he didn't seem to laugh at anything.
Jackson was sitting there in the back of the room, waiting for the party to be over.
by I am Merp March 18, 2019
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Samuel L. Jackson Fan Club

by Anynomus February 26, 2004
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Lamar Jackson

Someone who can't follow through with winning the Super Bowl and loses after winning 14 games straight.

Nothing compared to the GOAT TOM BRADY.
Matthew: Yo Ravens are gonna win this year!
Sanj: No way loser, they're about to pull a Lamar Jackson.
by YooOOooOoooo2 January 25, 2020
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Jacksonville University

A private university in , oddly enough, Jacksonville Florida.

In the beginning Jacksonville University was an all womans school dominated by the fine arts and general liberal arts education. As the school slowly grew the board of trustees wanted to cultivate a "Harvard of the South" image.

Today, Jacksonville University is a coed university of around 2000 students offering a general liberal arts education dominated by the Fine Arts department at Harvard prices.

Other than that, the university has no distinguishing features or achievements other than the campus is reasonably pretty and the city of Jacksonville is passable a place as any to spend your time while going to college.

Jacksonville University is referred to by its students as simply JU. It is referred to by the faculty as " The Hardest University In The World to Get Fired From"

It is the college students in and around the Jacksonville area. " went to once" or briefly considered while attending the famous JU Student Center Keg parties, before they sobered up of course.

Like most colleges, JU has a bunch of fraternities...rah rah rah. Unlike most universities JU has no sports programs to speak of and almost no community support for the programs that do exist. JU had a brief fling at national exposure in men's basketball in the early 70's. Like all things JU, the team lost to UCLA in the NCAA tournament final and rapidly faded to obscurity as the citizens of the fair city of Jacksonville droped JU like a bad habit.

Other than that...nothing.

JU could have been a great school except that the short sighted Board of Trustees have a good comfortable thing going as do the faculty. Just as a sports or academic program seems to be taking off, the Board pulls the rug out and puts the money back in the fine arts department.

As they say, JU put the "ME" in mediocrity.

Go Dolphins.
Where did I graduate from college? Jacksonville University? No, no..I went there once.
by gfeet June 23, 2009
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