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New Jersey

The richest state by per capita income in the US that contains the richest town in the US, the richest county in the US, and the richest area in the world. Better than Connecticut
That rich bro that be droppin g's must be from New Jersey.
by Righteous Fist October 11, 2008
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jersey jerks

crazy New Jersey drivers that have no respect for other vehicles driving on the same road. Cutting people off, running red lights, running stop signs, putting people and their families lives in jeopardy.
by opinionater October 29, 2011
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dirty jersey pawn shop

This is when a guy ask you to fist him in the ass and when you pull out he stole all your jewelry. And than he runs away.
This guy I met asked me to dirty jersey pawn shop him and I was like wtf.
by sugargirrl420 December 25, 2009
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New Jersey

The worst state ever. Terrible laws. Rude people. Too many Fuck boys. Over flowing with hoes.

Subs are called Hoagies... like wtf is that?
(only acceptable thing is WaWa)
New Jersey is the armpit of America.
We call Joey, New Jersey, now.... because he sucks.
by crringeworthy July 30, 2016
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Central Jersey

1: A fairytale land that no one has found becuase it does not exist.
2: A term used by people who dont want to be associated with north or south jersey because they think that a third sectoin of the state is less shitty than the rest of it...its not
Central Jersey can be found on a map between Candyland and Hell
by Feltronix March 14, 2009
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jersey'd

the continual negative impact jersey has on one's life who travels there or lives there because it's such a decrepit, awful, godforsaken, trash-filled, shithole; extremely bad luck that could only occur as a byproduct of being in the worst place in the world
My life used to kick a$$, then I went to jersey, and day by day it fell apart.. every time I turned around I would get "jersey'd."
by MW&BL May 13, 2008
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jersey stomp

A Jersey Stomp is when your trash can is overflowing, so you use your foot to push down the trash, enabling you to fit the overflowing garbage into one trash bag.

Named after the state of New Jersey, which is best known for being overflowed with trash, both literally and figuratively.
I really don't want to take out the trash, but its overflowing and I want to throw away this piece of garbage. How can I possibly make room?

Oh, I know....I can use the Jersey Stomp!
by jeffreykittens March 3, 2008
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