A turds jacket

The name of a particularly stinky fart.

“Wow, that was a turds jacket”

by Southernhospitality August 17, 2021

heart attack jacked

When you or your loved one experience a heart attack or other cardio issue that suddenly changes your life into a constant regimen of medicine, diet, and lifestyle adjustments along with lots of doctor appointments that destroy all the routines you had previously.

Suzy: I'd love to go have some drinks with you to catch up.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.

I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.

by Kavakahn December 10, 2022

Jackie

Standard unit measuring mass. One Jackie is roughly equivalent to the mass of 6 standard fun size candy bars. Can be abbreviated Jc

Friend 1: Ugh. I just ate seven Jackies of schnitzel.
Friend 2: That's crazy! How are you still alive? I can't even finish 2 Jcs!

by PapaKev October 31, 2012

jackleg

underground hand rock drill

Go get that jackleg and get to work.

by Tom Lanos November 26, 2003

Jackie-O's

Breakfast cereal containing one or more person's semen.

My roommate is such a douche so today for breakfast I gave him a bowl of Jackie-O's.

by IssaTheFiend February 20, 2010

Jackel

a mix between a jackass and an asshole, hence jackel

i dont appriciate being harrased so
quit being such a jackel

by stephanieann September 5, 2007

Jacked-Jacks

A Product made from mixing a bowl of "Apple Jacks" with a can of "coke." This is said to have great effects on your body and increase your testosterone level and get you JACKED.

"Man I love my Jacked-Jacks"

Before using Jacked-Jacks: "I can't lift this church!"

After using Jacked-Jacks: " I CAN LIFT THIS CHURCH!!"

by Anthony Monty May 22, 2007