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indian headdress

Sexual deviant term. When one ejaculates, shits, and pisses in one's underwear, then runs up behind another person and puts them on his/her head.
Johnny gave Jim an indian headdress.
by omg sheepies March 30, 2004
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Indianapolis

A boring, lifeless city smack in the middle of an even more boring, lifeless state. Here is a brief description of what people are like in this nothing town.

The inhabitants of this worthless city come in two forms.

If they're males: dumb, cocky jocks or fake, wannabe wiggers. All of them are more racist than strom thurmund yet steal their every behavior from ghetto black culture. They either shave their heads and grow goatees or if they're clean shaven they wear "bald fades" like the black people like hate so much. They think it makes them look "ruff n' tuff, muh fugger".

If they're females: frumps who wear gym shorts and t-shirts 365 days a year or sluts who wear clubwear even when totally inappropriate (like, say, church) because it's "hawt". Ironically, the women here earn more than the men do, since most men think anything other than being a convict, intermittent construction worker, a cop, or big box retail manager, all of which don't pay too well, is "for fags". The women, OTOH, actually get college degrees and better-paying jobs, even though it's always in "healthcare" or business admin. But instead of going for the few educated men in this town, they flock to the jock and wigger deadbeats like they're little Donald Trumps.
Me: Living in Indianapolis sucks, it's full of deadbeat morons who think they're big bad tough guys.

Friend: Yeah, try putting these jokers in some place like the south side of Chicago and see how long they last.

Me: I could write a 600 page book bashing this city and everybody in it...Too bad nobody here knows how to read and write!

Friend: Better use lots of slang and cuss words then or you'll lose your audience. Oh, and make sure there are lots of boobs and pictures of payton manning and UFC fighters. That'll hold their attention.
by hoofhearted80 September 19, 2011
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Indianectomy

A corporate surgical procedure that involves the laying off of on-shore employees to make way for the provisioning of those jobs to off-shore employees.
Acme Corp recently underwent an Indianectomy in its IT department. Corporate was able to successfully remove over 6.5 Million dollars in employee costs, while reducing productivity by 375%. The effective quality of life for 250 Bangalorans was unchanged.
by NinjaL3rK August 13, 2005
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indianer

that guy is such a hick, must be an indianer
by larry156 July 6, 2010
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indian in the cupboard

when a person takes a solid poop and stands it upright in a kitchen cupboard.
While I was cleaning up after my epic party I kept smelling something bad in the kitchen, come to find out some jerk left an Indian in the cupboard!
by FLCL69 March 21, 2017
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Indian scammer

Hello dis e da chas banc
by Yahoones February 3, 2023
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white indian

Basically a basic white girl trapped inside of an Indian body. The most basic of all Indian girls. This person owns a lot of of makeup products but never actually uses them. Wears bright floral clothing and uggs 24/7, loves the kardashians, use outdated white slang. They love mainstream pop songs. Commonly found in wealthy white suburban communities, shopping malls, and Trader Joe’s. Must own a pet turtle. Usually is involved in either tennis or dance. Talks about a mile a minute and is to date on all the gossip, especially about people in other Indian families. Is highly picky when it comes to food and may be vegan or vegetarian. Prefers water only exclusively without ice, and constantly shades white people for being incompetent.
person: my dad died

white indian: #awk

person: someone stole my car
white indian: rip

person: i’m getting a divorce

white indian: lolz

white person: did you hear that stephanie and tim broke up?
white indian: OMG i know and i heard from tim’s friend’s brother’s cousin that Tim has been cheating on her for months with Jessica, who left Brian for Tim after Brian went back into rehab. Though between us girls, I think Jessica is just with Tim for his money. He got that new job promotion, you know.
White person: this just happened 2 days ago...
White Indian: I know, where have you been??? Classic white person.
by lone._.pear June 8, 2018
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