Shit-Pot Professor

A person who thinks they are extremely educated on a subject when in reality they know very little.

A know it all.

Person A: "Gary was dumping his COD-kid weapon knowledge on us at the range yesterday."
Person B: "The dude's a total shit-pot professor."

by Rampant June 29, 2012

yankee pot roast

The end result of pooping on someone's chin while you teabag them and jerk off at the same time.

"I ate too much and ended up dropping some Yankee Pot Roast on my date last night."

by The Bitchbang February 18, 2017

Banging pots and pans

Working at a pizza shop...

Ayo.....Are you Banging pots and pans today?

by Nephewjohn May 3, 2020

making pot roast

Making pot roast happens when you really need to take a shit.

Man that fart was rank, he must be making pot roast.

by Chris Cope December 14, 2008

Boston Pot Pie

The act of separating the vaginal lips of a female sexual partner and vomiting in the vagina. Usually committed after a long night of binge drinking in which vomiting may be induced from specific scents or movements.

Similar in style to the alabama hot pocket.

Yeah, I was really drunk last night. I took her home and ended up giving her a Boston Pot Pie...

by Hinkle March 23, 2008

Mississippi Pot Roast

Similar to a pot roast. The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your penis, you defecate in the pot. After the act, you then fry it up on the stove to feed her many children.

I gave her the ol Mississippi Pot Roast after I saw how many got dang kids she had running around the place. Hungry and begging for scraps.

by PooterGish March 22, 2020

Magic Honey Pot

A wet pussy that is SO juicy and sweet it is literally like nectar from the Gods; I'm talkin' that finger lickin' good shit!

Also just a fun way of saying vagina...

I opened up my Magic Honey Pot and let him taste the sweet honey that spilt forth.

by Muttemor June 22, 2021