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walking blowjob

Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.
"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."

"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
by edw007 May 19, 2021
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WiFi-walk

The cause and purpose of taking a WiFi-Walk is to obtain a better WiFi connection. A place equipped with wifi does have weak spots. From time to time one must take a WiFi-walk in order to send a picture, video or message via WiFi or to simply look something up on safari.
Mom: What are you doing walkin thru the house like a lunatic?!
Me: I'm taking a WiFi-walk. I need to send Troy this video.
by Ega September 27, 2014
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Guido Walk

To walk quickly without running to make it to a club or any designated area without ruining your clothes, hair, or style.
Guy: What took you so long to get to class?
Other guy: I was talking to my girlfriend and i realized i would be late so i did the guido walk.
by Jteson14 March 7, 2011
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Tsunami Walk

A type of walk created by Shamcey Supsup's Miss Universe try. Epitomizes tsunami, which swept anybody or anything.
She tried the Tsunami Walk on San Juan. She got caught by the waves.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 18, 2018
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wank walk

When you walk with both hands in your pockets and leaned back due to the weight of the greasy pony tail
Bryan walked past me while doing the wank walk
by Srdjan69 October 19, 2020
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bot walking

Used in R6, to describe someone who is walking around in objective without aiming down sights or leaning
“Bro our lion is bot walking, he’s so lost
by shdwz ud July 25, 2023
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Walk Sim

People who can't seem to stop walking in any FPS GAME especially in VALORANT
These mf walk sim all the way from a site to c.
by N4me404 April 28, 2021
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