The King’s Chair

A sex position in which a man straddles a woman’s torso, receives oral sex, and stimulates her vaginally. Thus offering stimulation for both parties.

Last night this guy and I tried The King’s Chair, I never thought I’d like like a guy on top of me… I guess I’m learning new things about myself.

by Martin&Mia October 30, 2025

We eat chairs

You eat chairs

We eat chairs!

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023

rusty chair

A girl that is a bitch!! She has crooked ass teeth. She looks like a pin head. She’s a rat in general. Kinda short. Brown hair. Usually Brown or Green eyes. She fake asf. Use this nickname between friends so no one knows who Rusty Chair is!

Kid1- Dude did you see Rusty Chair today??
Kid2- Yeah, rumor has that she broke a mirror cause she so ugly!
Kid1- Damnnn!!!

by RustyChairHater November 2, 2019

taller in a chair

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.")

Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing;
assuming the chair doesn't collapse.

by Goofnut November 19, 2023

chair

A chair is chair, and it is a object that exist. Or is it?

A: How are you?
Michael: Do chair exist?

by iamahackernowarrestme September 17, 2021

Musical Chair

A girl that hangs out with a group of guys that keep her around because she sleeps with all of them

"Kelly is the musical chair, and it looks like it's Chris's turn"

by CarlyJaeRepsen May 21, 2014

pikachu chair

Retard that sides to the most popular side, even if the unpopular side has a point, just to seem cool and fit in

1: Have you seen pikachu chair around?
2: Oh do you mean that one retard?

by jacketroller June 12, 2021