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Internet black hole 

When you get on the internet to do one little thing that won't take long, but then you see a link to something interesting, then something else, and before you know it you've spent three hours on your computer.
I meant to check my email then do some chores, but my email had Myspace updates and new videos on Hulu. I got sucked into an internet black hole.
Internet black hole by ViviWannabe January 27, 2010
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Hogging out your back hole 

This is the act of widening out your asshole as to be able to drive a semi truck through that shit
Did you see grandma in the bathroom "hogging out her back hole?"

Holy shit Tina are you done "hogging out your back hole?"

D-Punch the A-Hole 

The act of performing anal sex.
My girlfriend was felling pretty kinky last night and let me d-punch the a-hole!

in the hole 

1) inside a bodily orifice
2) inside an opening in the ground
3) face down, as in poker
4) two batters after the one currently batting, in a baseball game
5) short of money
Even though I was in the hole during the game, I had time to get her in the hole in the hole behind the dugout. It was even better than being dealt aces in the hole when you're $100 in the hole.
in the hole by Nick D December 11, 2003

goodie hole 

samson took my goodie hole
goodie hole by bitch nipples October 7, 2013

Hell Hole 

When a significant other places a entire bottle of hot sauce in their crevasses/holes then entices fornication.
Dude1: Duuuuuuuuuuuude my SO gave me a Hell Hole last night
Dude2: Dang dude how's your pee hole today?
Hell Hole by Uknowwhoitis December 12, 2020

go die in a hole 

A way to tell someone to die, in any way, in any hole or ditch.
Guy 1: Hey, that's MY phone
Guy 2: Fuck you. It's mine. Now go die in a hole!