Tropical Hog

The better way to say banana

I put down two tropical hogs this morning for breakfast...feeling amazing.

by Johnny Hammersticks 420 March 3, 2021

Hog Off

To want to become a wh*re after a relationship ends. Wanting to sleep with multiple random women etc.

He said : I’m Hog off now. ( after his gf broke up with him )

by Tehemokdgj August 7, 2022

Squee-hog

When something is off center or crooked.

This text printed kind of squee-hog.

by #1Taytayfan1989 October 3, 2017

bog & hog blog

Blog featuring much ado about nothing

The incessant insistent blue bog & hog blog could consist of issues, such as, I love sleeping.I love keeping. I love time keeping n even d oc. Weeping as ts cleanses th spirit
for th purpose of greater gud.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

get on the hog

Slang used to direct another person to make a phone call. Originated out of Brantford, Ontario, Canada where one lucky household had a Harley Davidson Fat Boy Telephone. The motorcycle was a collectible novelty model that had a corded telephone hidden under the seat/gas tank.

Woody: "Man I really got the munchies, lets order a pie"
Thibs: "Good idea, get on the hog"

by Thibs July 24, 2008

hog scraper

A friend who rescues you from potential disaster with a fattie after you have drank too much -- how? -- by scraping the hog off you and dragging you out the bar or club.

Tommy? Yeah - a great friend, he really has your back... Oh yeah! He's a hog scraper.

by Jiggleby January 17, 2014

Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022