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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
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she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
mugGet the Last word hogmug.

Hog tied

When a non fat man dates a plus size girl
by JakeRake February 25, 2024
mugGet the Hog tiedmug.

Bust like a hog

I will bust like a hog in your cat
by Hog September 14, 2021
mugGet the Bust like a hogmug.

Rodney Hog

Rodney HOG HOG HOG HOG HOG Is takin a shit in Australian Slang
rodney HOG means take a shit, I'm gonna take a Rodney
by xX_SEISUN_Xx October 12, 2016
mugGet the Rodney Hogmug.

hog turd

A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.
Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."
by FubarrFromGB January 1, 2023
mugGet the hog turdmug.

Bush Hog

A derogatory term for a hick or country lesbian woman
That hick girl kept trying to hit on my girlfriend last night, what a bush hog.
by Sir I March 20, 2024
mugGet the Bush Hogmug.

Mother Hog

Kevin gets all the dates cause he is mother hog.
by TriniSlutInc. June 14, 2018
mugGet the Mother Hogmug.

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