holybrittle

One who understands all mysteries and all knowledge and who may be observed in their spare time rewriting the books contained in both the old and new testament in less time than it takes to toast a pop tart.

We thought we'd successfully fooled an entire nation into a blind acceptance of our exceedingly evil agenda when from out of left field arrived the purveyor of truth, holybrittle - curses!!! Now I've got to resign and spend more time with my family.

by Leon Sibson May 9, 2008

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holy blumpkin

The act of recieving a blumpkin in a catholic confessional by the preist while taking a shit.

"Holy shit dude, Eddie went to confess his sins but instead recieved a Holy Blumpkin!"

by wordbender08 May 20, 2008

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Holy Jasper

An exclamation uttered when one realizes that they can not believe what they are seeing or have just seen.

Holy Jasper! He just ate 13 chili dogs and got on the wall of fame at the Corner Bar.

by Runner08 August 22, 2008

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Holy Wings

An advanced set of wings, after having sex with on holy or church grounds

Mike earned his holy wings with that psycho.

by Wingsahoy March 29, 2011

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Holy christ on a crotch!

A more "embellished" phrase of the classic saying "Holy shit"!

An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.

1) "Holy christ on a crotch! You almost got pancaked by that car!"

2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"

by Grenstone September 23, 2011

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